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EP#1: Phone

Weeza & Sheli are buying drinks from a Gulf View sari-sari store.
Weeza: Tag-pila ang juice manang?
Manang: Siyete.
Sheli: Duha daw, nia ang bayad o.
Manang gave them their drinks. Weeza & Sheli sipped their thirst away. Meanwhile…
Lady Customer: Naa moy payphone?
Manang: Naa… (pointing at the telephone).
Lady Customer: Maki-tawag ko.
Manang: Sige.
Weeza and Sheli were about to leave when…
Lady Customer: (dialed, then answered) Hello, good P.M. (out loud!) Ma’am, blah, blah, blah…
Weeza & Sheli left for a laugh trip.

EP#2: Pest

Angel & Weeza in front of the Kanluran College Secretary’s office.
Angel: Bukas hihingi na ako sa Ate ko ng pera para maka-enrol na next week.
Weeza: Sabihan mo Ate mo hingi rin ako ng pera pang enrol.
Angel: Tas itatanong ng Ate ko, "Bakit sino ba yan si Weeza ha?" Tas isasagot ko, "Pestfriend ko."
Weeza: (lol) Pestfriend nga!
Angel: (lol) Apir!

EP#2: Flower

Angel & Weeza waiting for a jeep in MTS while drinking their tetra-packed green teas.
Angel: Ay, ganito pala lasa nito?
Weeza: Bakit, ayaw mo? Green tea kasi.
Angel: Oo nga pala, green tea. Naalala ko nung bumili ako ng green tea sa Kanluran. Ayoko talaga nung lasa kasi parang ganito without the sweets.
Weeza: Talaga? Anong lasa?
Angel: Lasang flower.
Weeza: Ha?! Lasang flower? Bakit, kumakain ka ba ng flower? Ano ang lasa ng flower?
Angel: (lol) Hindi ui, gagi. Parang ganito ang lasa, parang green tea. Basta. Pinatikim ko rin nun si Ozzy eh. Sabi niya lasang flower rin. Sinayang ko lang daw pera ko.
Weeza: Kumakain rin pala ng flower si Ozzy.
Angel: Hindi, kasi.. basta, lasang flower. Nung may pera pa ako bumibili ako ng chamomile tea sa Blugre while andun yung Japanese guy –
Weeza: Talaga? Chamomile tea? Ano yun? Masarap?
Angel: Hinde, lasang flower din.
Weeza: Nakakainis naman o, di ko alam ang lasa ng flower. Kakain na lang ako ng flower. Gel, kain tayo ng flower!
Angel: (lol) Buing ka talaga.
Weeza: Hala, pwede bang makain ang flower?
Angel: Pwede man siguro.
Weeza: Hindi kaya poisonous?
Angel: Hindi man siguro. Concentrated siguro ang lasa, parang yung bango nya.
Weeza: Sige, sige kain tayo ng flower para malaman natin kung ano ang lasa. Hala ano kaya kung may makarining sa conversation natin ngayon? Kain tayo ng flower! Hala. (wide eyed)
Angel: Hala oo nga ano? Tas lago pa tayo masyado and bugay (boyish) tingnan.
Weeza: Isa lang pwede nilang isipin — (lol)
Angel: (lol) Gagi! (whispers, giggles) May katabi ka pang teacher!Baka kung anong isipin.
Weeza: Tara, kain tayo ng flower.
Angel & Weeza moved two steps away from the teacher. Found a jeep, had a laugh trip.

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