{proof}
Wednesday, April 19th, 2006"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein
Let X equal the quantity of all quantities of Y.
Let X equal the heat.
It is hot during summer.
The months of super-heat equal March through May.
There are three months of super-heat, and three months of super-cold, leaving six months of indeterminate weather.
In March. The lake is a lake of fire.
In April. Procrastination rules.
In May. Labor Day.
The number of workers approaches infinity as the number of jobs approaches zero.
In June. The students come back and the bookstores are full.
The number of books approaches infinity as the number of months of cold approaches nine.
Let Y equal happiness.
The number of happiness approaches infinity as the number of sadness approaches infinity.
I will never be as happy in the future as I were in the past.
The future of sadness is infinite.
The future of happiness is the future of sadness.
The bookstores are infinite and so are never full except in June.