Nothing Must Be Something
Hey, I’ve been thinking…
- Nothing is the absence of everyhing. Surely
this idea of nothing is itself something, and therefore nothing is
actually something.
So it follows that contrary to what everyone thinks…
- I am not
numb for I feel something.
- I am not lazy for I am actually constantly doing something.
Whatever.
Anyway, I’ve been thinking about my wedding day. I’ve decided that I’d have to die first before I wed. I want to become a corpse bride. Imagine how pretty I would become with my blue skin! Then I would turn into hundreds of butterflies under the full moon. *sigh*



November 23rd, 2005 at 10:18 pm
First off, make your eyes bigger. Trust in cosmetics. Then buy “joo-boosh”, pick the blue dye. Mix it with water then rub it all over like lotion. Grab your mom’s high heels. You would never turn into butterflies, so ask some magician to do some trick. Never invite guests. But make sure you have a digicam to leave lasting memories of your corpse moment. But dont post them online.
November 23rd, 2005 at 10:19 pm
be a corpse bride AFTER christmas, ayt? i dont want to miss out on your presence since you’re my weirdest relative n all..
November 24th, 2005 at 9:15 pm
^ haha. yeah right. don’t forget to buy me an xmas present. =D
February 17th, 2006 at 5:21 pm
haha, now i remeber that movie. makes me smile everytime.
you would never want to be a corpse bride weez…it would be very difficult especially with all those bones sticking out..wihihihi..:D
May 24th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
ryt now.. im having goosebumps! =)